America, 1947. Can a loud-mouth, head-busting millionaire junk dealer buy a U.S. Senator to snag a fat government contract? Can his chorus girl mistress learn to talk and behave like a lady after a crash course given by a handsome Washington journalist? This perennial American favorite comedy-satire will answer those questions and more!
*** Hilarious --- Clever --- Endearing ***

Dates:

performance: September 14, 2007 8:00 PM

September 16, 2007 2:00 PM

September 20, 2007 8:00 PM

September 21, 2007 8:00 PM

September 22, 2007 8:00 PM

September 23, 2007 2:00 PM

September 27, 2007 8:00 PM

September 28, 2007 8:00 PM

September 29, 2007 8:00 PM

September 30, 2007 2:00 PM

Open roles:

M/F	1 part	Needed: 7-10m, 3-4f (1m - 30s/40s; 1m - 30s; 2m - 50s; 1f - 20s/30s; 1f - 40s/50s; Others - various ages). Please prepare two-minute contemporary monologue. NOTE: Play readthrough Wednesday, June 6th at 7:30 pm, all welcome. See www.thestagecrafters.org for more info.
male	10 parts
female	4 parts